SPORTS MASCOT DOLL, MELODY IS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT ENTITY ALSO.
SPORTS MASCOT MELODY is in a one of a kind costume. She can wear your teams jersey or outfit if you like. We will be able to get whatever sports outfit for football, basketball, baseball, soccer, etc. for whatever team you wish. Simply send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. VOICE BOX AND ROLLING STAND WHICH IS HOW SHE WALKS COME WITH THE DOLL FOR AN ADDITIONAL COST OF $175.00.
OUR DOLLS MOTTO:
We will never have a headache. We will never ask you where have yo been. We will never say I am too tired. We do not ask for Valentine day presents. We never expect expensive Christmas gifts. We will never divorce you. We will never date another person. We will never accept money or gifts from you. We will never tell any of your secrets. We will never nag or disagree with you. We will always be happy to see you whenever you come to us. We are legal, clean of disease and will never gain weight of which will never exceed 25 pounds. You can easily move us around with you from house to car to wherever. We clean-up quickly and efficiently.